I Am Going To Live Forever!

Have you seen this on the news recently? There are two studies that have shown that coffee is actually good for you. In fact, according to what I’ve seen, it can make you immortal!!!

I kid you not, that is what I heard on the news, so it must be true!!!

Here is a quote about coffee from one of the news outlets:

“People who drank two to four cups a day had an 18% lower risk of death compared with people who did not drink coffee, according to the study.”

Now, I don’t know about you, but a lower risk of death sounds to me like I’m 18% less likely to die! I mean, for real I thought that no matter what anyone did, they had a 100% risk of death! And now I find out that I can lower my risk of death by drinking some coffee!!!

Heck yeah! I’m starting a total coffee diet right now!!!

Coffee popsicles, iced coffee, coffee truffles, coffee ice cream, coffee cake – the choices are endless!

Seriously now, I think these studies are trying to say that you might extend your life a little longer by drinking coffee. But I just couldn’t help poking a little fun at the wording that was being used.

Besides, I don’t have to drink coffee to live longer –


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